You cracked a purple egg!
You completed the Libido Layer!
You picked up 3 tombstones without dying.
You just bought yourself some more time!
You held three rubber duckies at once!
You cracked your first egg!
Sweet, you found the knife loophole!
You grabbed the oscilator really tight
Great, you used all of your powers!
You equipped the rainbow trail and the pink eye.
Nice, you killed 5 enemies with one bomb!
You selectively killed Kamikazes without killing any other creatures!
You cracked a black egg!
You killed a Rammstein without using any powers!
You went from one pitstop to the next without killing any enemies!
Wonderful, now Dr. Phluff has no regrets!
You reached a multiplier of 8!
You reached a multiplier of 10!
Wow, a Kamikaze orbited you!
You were the target of five snipers at once!